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Wonderland. Bullshit. Whatever the fuck I want.

queennhaz:

i love when harry is so happy he reaches 100% cupcake

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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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tbotofficial:

The Best of Tumblr #12

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brownchick:

PHONE COMES IN THE MAIL ON FRIDAY YAAAAAAAY TWO DAYS

i take

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mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

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fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

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NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

onlylolgifs:

Have you ever been this worried?