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Wonderland. Bullshit. Whatever the fuck I want.

classy5sos:

The sass is real

each band must include at least one sassy ass mf.  IT IS LAW.

  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
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eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

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YAAAASSS CONCERTS.

but munies. lol

Time for second job.

and selling my shit online lol

AND NO MORE ONLINE SHOPPING. NOOOOOOO

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kaseysellingseashells:

queerwashing:

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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